frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

(via sexybasturd)

432,028 notes

shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

(Source: clgdoublelifts, via monsters-inside-us-all)

210,951 notes

butthurtbandboys:

[throws a rock at your window] what’s your wifi password

(Source: nialllhoran, via feat)

171,425 notes

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

(via acomas)

416,357 notes

worldpeaces:

american horror story: my life

(Source: worldpeaces, via shamblessss)

44,392 notes

laugh-until-you-drop:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

(Source: laughing420, via ugly)

496,073 notes

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

(via heart)

319,240 notes

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

image

(via phobias)

142,407 notes
  • Me in the Hunger Games: What's the wifi code for this arena?
212,067 notes

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

(via ugly)

453,923 notes