onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

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buttlicked:

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

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concentration-lamp:

"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"

"Pretty impressive, huh?"

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notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

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dulect:

if you gave me $1000 to spend i would still click lowest to highest price

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yourenosaint:

i like you but you’re a cats, flowers and anime type of blog and i’m more of a puppies, starbucks and romantic comedies type of blog

we just don’t match

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