no-wifi:

communistbakery:

nothing pisses me off more than no wifi

woah man… just trying to blog here

(Source: communistbakery, via virginity)

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thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

(via sombrefleurs)

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unskinny:

Stop apologizing for the things you enjoy eating.

Stop apologizing for the things you enjoy wearing.

Stop apologizing for how you prefer to spend your day.

Stop apologizing for the things that make you happy.

(via sombrefleurs)

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  • Employer: So how qualified do you think you are for the job, sir?
  • Me: Hella
  • Employer: Welcome aboard
431,544 notes

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

image

(via phobias)

537,622 notes

teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

(via joshpeck)

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  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
256,634 notes

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

(via hotboyproblems)

260,554 notes